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Sunday, January 31, 2010

0% Dhoom . 100% Doom !!!!!

Riding a bike on our roads is defnitely not an easy task.Besides patience, courage etcetera etcetera i found one more thing which is as important as any other required qualities and it is "spontaneity".. let me narrate a few of my experiences which required ,as i said, "Spontaneity" ;-)

My karma/ Naa kharma- 1 :

I was driving. Thoughts...flying. It happens sometimes.. when on bike we just drive oblivious to the surroundings. We go towards the destination without our effort.We just go. That day i was in that phase of driving.

One biker was driving a few meters ahead of me . He turned his head and spat in a typical indian style "yaak..thuuu". He didnt care a damn about others (me, at that point :-( ) who were using the same road at that moment. Having found myself in such a bizarre, pathetic, helpless situation , my mind which was in some anonymous-uknown-world somehow captured his this act of "eject saliva" and immmediately took control of my phisycal body which was on bike. The physical body which got instructions from a new owner(mind) instead of me applied brakes suddenly ,slowed the bike and gave the body a never-before-twist to ward off that spit-rush.. Yahoo !!!!!! Reflex Action Performed Succesfully :-) . bratikaamuraa devudaa!!!

My karma / Naa kharma -2 :

This guy who was driving the car kept his hand out of the window and gave a tap on his lit cigarete. No prizes for guessing who was there to receive the byproduct i.e., ash. The ash found some good magnetic flux around me and it flew towards me freely,unobstructedly. One must have a very high Spontaneity Factor which usually only Ninjas possess to emerge succesfull in this kind of escaping . Like the snow on trees in kashmir,the ash settled on my face all over. If 'beautiful' is the adjective which describes the case snow-on-trees ,"Ugly" is the best fitted word for the case ash-on-my-face :-( .

My karma / Naa kharma -3

Another day... I was on my bike at 50-60 kmph speed . All of a sudden , something like an asteroid or comet flashed and I found it coming towards me. I just had to stop my bike so that it wouldnt hit me..Few seconds later ..the shock subsided ... and i looked at it. It was not an asteroid or meteoroid as i feared .It was just a squashed frooti packet . Somebody threw from a moving bus. verrrrrry goodddddd :P

Dont ask me what i thought of the flying banana peel(thrown from a bus). That should be experienced personally how you figure that peel as when it suddenly flashes before your eyes.It will give you enough experience to travel to other galaxies in the future . Buena suerte future astronauts !!! :-D

Many....who travel in cars, buses, bikes.......many do these harrowing activities.Forget about civic sense ... we dont find even common sense.

Somebody truly said .."common sense is not so common in this world"

Thats all for now folks. adios.

P.S: Dedicated to all those who faced these kind of situations :-)

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