Hmm....what to call them!!!!! What do we call the writings which bike-owners flaunt just below the back-number plate .As this post is about this subject,for my convenience, I name it as QOB which stands for " Quotes-On-Bike ". ( Patent rights for this word are with me.Any usage of this without prior permission from THE INVENTOR( myself ;-)) is considered as offence) I have been observing these QOBs for many years and everybody does .
The qob that compelled me to write this post is : let me give u a geographical idea where I found this one . There is a narrow turning at masjid after we go past nagarjuna circle . I was driving leisurely on my way to hitec city after enduring the heavy traffic jam at begumpet . I approached this turning and as always...stuck in traffic-jam…as its like a bottle neck. Not even atoms and molecules could move in between the two vehicles…the vehicles were that much closer . To my right...was a black pulsar bike…a boy and girl ..around 24 years of age…she sat closer to him( 'closest' is the right word .She wrapped him in her arms) and …though I was in the raucous traffic I could hear their giggles. It was unintentional ;-) .In that traffic-mire he was cracking jokes and she was laughing agog. I looked at them through my visor-less helmet. A few seonds later…he drove past me and then I caught this qob on his bike :
“ my mom says never talk to girls” .
I was thrilled. I could not control my laughter. I wanted to stand over the top of my office building and share this with everybody..but considering the consequences I would face in this troubled waters my company sailing through ..I shunned the idea and finally ended up here in my blog. From that instance I, I started relating the qob and the person riding that bike. And this proved to be very hilarious and cool . Look at some of these:
At sec'bad station: as usual I was maneuvering through the traffic and saw this on a red pulsar “ I am a hot dude with a cool attitude”. Then I started applying my theorem-> relate to the person on the bike. I was very curious and I was bowled looking at him . The dude was an old older oldest man in white shirt ;-) . Cool!!!!! Very cool indeed :D. God must be praised for his great sense of humour !!!!!! :D
One which almost horrified me was , at paradise circle,“ follow me if u want to die”….I didnt find anything funny about it.In this world where euphemism is favoured,this guy is a real rebel. I desparately wanted to catch a glimpse of this guy but i could not. Another biker is there in this world who thinks in similar fashion. His bike has "I will take u to hell". Great( strange) minds think alike!!! :D
Some try to do differently and end up in pedestrian thing like “ don’t kiss me” “ who’s next” .Uninteresting!!!!
And some qobs show that they like their caste more than anything......“ goud’s “ “ reddy’s” “chowdary’s” “yadav’s “ , whats in caste??? I want to know what makes them feel so proud about their caste. Dont you think its better to have their names instead .No offence meant .
Some bikers are very religious. Lots of bhakti. “ jai sriram” “786” “praise the lord”.
This is also my favourite…“ yesh!!! Itsh my dad’s road”. . generally, its the accent an inebriated funny person puts on :D . So it brings me some giggles whenever I think about it.
And you wont believe this!!!! I was exactly before the lifestyle moving towards panjagutta. I just got down the begumpet bridge. A middle aged man kept on honking ,honking.He was very rash driver and almost hit an auto while he was overtaking and missed by a whisker. The worst part was while he was moving past that auto he hurled some abusive words towards the auto driver for no mistake of the latter. I was puzzled by his arrogant attitude for a minute and then I started laughing..fullu comedy. Here goes the qob on his bike“ Fools don’t follow rules” . Quite obvious. Isn’t it?
Here goes the most common one “ god’s gift” . I never found anything interesting or funny about this initially. But I couldnt help changing that opinion. One day Hari was driving and I was pillion . He was in his best driving though he was exhausted and was frequently irritated by the bad hyd traffic sense. A bike with qob “ god’s gift” just zoomed past us. Hari blurted “ god’s giftaa..antey vaadu konaledannamata.… ekkado dorikindannattey kada…anthey kada kranthi i meaning!!!!” annadu serious gaa.……I could hear no more dialogues nor I could hear any honking of my fellow riders…. as I was already wallowing in a wild laughter .
And some go emotional way …. just a few hours back… I found this QOB “ I lost the battle of love because I wanted to see her win” I could not understand it..I started contemplating.....how could she win when he was not with her. If that is the point... then it means she hated him,never loved him...Very confusing.What did he want to express??
Most of the qobs were intended to to woo girls :P ...like:
“ girls don’t worry..i’ll be back soon”,
“ love for sale..100% discount”.
I found this on a car "drive like u have stolen" :-)
Another intriguing one was “I don’t want to be needed ,I need to be wanted”. I thought about this. Was it philosophical? Or Was he demanding? No idea !!!!!
"Catch me if you can". Dont mind...its not just another qob....am saying... you can catch my blog if u like ;-) :D .....bye.
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