A Collection of Best Embarrassing Moments - II

 బతుకు "BUS-STAND"  :)  :

Actually..this is not just a story.This is a saga :) తెల్లని shirt పై మరకలా కాలికి అంటిన బురదలా ఇది ఎప్పటికీ అలా గుర్తుండిపొతుంది . After Engineering , all my best buddies flew to US for their MS programs and I took shelter somewhere around Dilsuknagar. What I was doing? Applying for jobs and learning some course at ..haha..obvious Ameerpet .Here the story goes to an alley near my room. Every evening ,me and my roommates would walk from our room to the main road to have some snacks (pani puri/ mirapakaya bajji :) ) or to buy vegetables.So..on that lane from our room to the main road there was a flat on third or second floor of an apartment which had a family in it .

Our saga  deals with two good looking college girls from that family . So while we walked the damsels would come out to their balacony and smile at us. There was one guy Vamsi in our gang who was 100percent sure/adamant that they were there at balcony for him,for him only. I never believed him nor understood those girls . i knew it was coincidence .

One day ..vamshi and i were going on the same lane ... I looked at window even before we came close to that appartment...no one was there but as soon as we came even closer they popped up at the balcony.They were smiling.vamshi was smiling. He was saying "అదిగో ..చూడు .. చూడు .. చెప్పాకదా వస్తారని ".Usualgaa కనిపించే నక్షత్రాలు కాకుండా asteroids commets తిరుగుతున్నాయనిపించింది నా తల చుట్టూ . అందులో ఒకటేదో పెద్దగా వుంది ..బహుశా Jupiter ఏమో . వంశీ ని criticize చేస్తున్నానని కాదు కాని , we didnt think they were coming for him as he thought. No offense.రోజులు గడుస్తున్నాయి .They never spoke to him nor "hi"ed  him .

Now the second part for this story. One day i was coming alone on the same street too. As I approached their appartment ..one girl came out to balcony ..stood there..and went in :) A few days later I saw her in the bus-stop . And two days later I saw her again in the same bustop. NOW WATCH THE TERRIFIC DRAMA: We had a chat :) The whole conversation took place in english only.Somehow ..I filled my heart with sahasam seyara dimbhaka courage though it was a tough task indeed. Taking for granted that she kinda knew me..i mean అప్పుడప్పుడు చూస్తూ ఉంటుంది కదా lane లో వంశీతో పాటు అని ..(time బాగోలేకపోతే ఒబామా కూడా మామ లా అనిపిస్తాడు )

I went to her and said " Hi"

She was staring at me like i was from our ninth planet Pluto .. I didnt know what she was trying to see but I saw a big quesion mark on her face.Confirmed .Book అయ్యాను .Terrible runtime error. To avoid my further self-embarrassment ...కొంచం తేరుకుని

I said again " Hi' (believe me..i said again)

She said " WHO ARE YOU ?"

నాక్కూడా same అలాగే అనిపించింది . who am i . మళ్లీ తేరుకుని....

I said " I just thought i would say 'hi' ". నా vocal cords నుంచి మాటలోస్తున్నాయి కాని ....వాటికి నా brain తో connection already lost.

She twisted her brow differently and with full frustrated voice brutally attacked me again " BUT WHO are you ?" ( she added a word extra this time..and the accent was on the word "WHO" which was even more embarrassing to me)

"వామ్మో !! ఎన్ని సార్లు అడుగుతావు తల్లి who are u who are u ani. నాకు మాత్రం ఏమి తెలుసు " అని నా మనసు ఏడుస్తుంది.అసలు ఎప్పుడూ లేనిది నాకు ఇలా wish చెయ్యలని అనిపించడమేంటి and ఇలా book అయిపొవడమేంటీ.... ఏంటో .... అంతా మాయ!!!

వీలైనంత తొందరగా అక్కడినుంచి పారిపోవలని ధ్రుడసంకల్పంతో  ... finally i replied "hmm..okay..no problem" and jump-jilani .... escaped from there :)

That was one awesome embarrassing moment.Dont u think?? haha. I never revealed this to my then roommates :) . Actually.. i didnt do my home work properly. I should have equipped myself with suitable replies to answer unexpected questions . i think i expected a NO HI from her but not this :) :) . As the saying goes every cloud has silver lining .... thank god/thank her .... she didnt call police :D . hmm, adi naa city bus-stand story :) 


Meltdown in Maths Class :(     :


No matter how hard i try i cannot infuse a funny or happy smiley in this article. I told u once that i was not good at maths till i entered 9thclass.And though i was poor i always got good marks all the times except this time. This event happned in 8th class . In the quartelrly exams that time ... as a matter of fact i could not solve a single problem.The syllabus mostly included a chapter called Commercial or business mathemetics which was a hard nut to crack for me. . After blisfull dasara vacation ... back to school and the time for results. SeenSaar (maths sir ... srinivas sir..we call him fondly that way) came to class that day with the bundle of our corrected answer sheets and with an expression on his face which was furious. The look itself distanced me from him.The sheets were distributed and he was calling each one by roll numbers . 90% of the class got very less marks and sir was beating them like never before.

I was called. There were many moments of embarrassment here. After he called i was walking towards him and he gave the look. The look which I never saw before. It killed me.That was the first of the many moments that hour. I went to him he and he asked my marks.I said my marks.He asked me again loudly.I said "24" (out of 100) .He smiled sarcastically.That was the second. He got hold of my ear and started twisting it.Did it hurt? If u are asking me whether it hurt me physically i will say NO. It should hurt but i didnt feel any physical sensation. It was more than that.The infliction infront of the class was waht that was hurting me. Then.. placing his hand roughly on my head he forcefully pulled my head down making my body bend before him.Then he beat me on my back. Again I didnt feel any pain physically. He was saying something to class while beating me.That was paining .I didnt cry. Whole class was watching and everyone was feeling sorry as they always saw me as the one who got first or second rank.


I went home.Next morning .. i didnt want to go school. It was embarrassing. I didnt go. At home, I feigned "stomachache ".The next day it was head ache.The other day it was dizziness. I acted that way infront of my mom for almost 7 to 10 days. THIS was embarrassing too but i didnt have the gut to face the other teachers and the whole class. RadhaKrishna,my classmate told me at home that all the sirs and ma'ams were talking about my incident.They never might have assumed that i would be in that kind of situation. adi katha. Now a smiley : :)